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To kiss or not to kiss
Guys are sometimes very strange. Had a date with a guy, who was a mutual friend of a friend. She said he was a nice, normal guy. Apparently, she didn’t know him all that well. We met for drinks, went back to my place and watched a movie. He never made a move on me until he said he was going to get going and that’s when it got weird. I was sitting on the couch he got up to leave but then he turned around, stood in front of me and started unzipping his pants. Hold on dude, we haven’t even kissed, and you expect a blow job? He…
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You want what?
Disclaimer – this story is just plain gross. It’s always interesting to me how kinky some people are but I’m not passing judgment. A guy I met on-line asked me what I was into sexually. I get this question all the time being on dating apps and I’m really glad he asked. I vaguely answered his question and asked what he was into. He replied he really likes is his date and/or girlfriend to go out with a guy other than him, have sex with that person, come right home to him so he can “clean you up.” I passed on that offer. Next!
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Why didn’t you pick Me?
Dating is hard and sometimes heartbreaking. Met a guy through friends; he was hot, sexy, and very charming. People warned me he was a player but sometimes you need to figure those things out on your own. We started seeing each other but kept it on the down low because he said he didn’t want people knowing his private life. While out one night, I saw he sent a text to his ex-girlfriend asking her on a date. I did not go through his phone to find the text his phone was open on the bar and the font on the text was big enough to read from across the…
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The Guitarist
During one of my travels to Pompano Beach, I was in a local bar that had a band playing. Immediately I noticed the very hot bass guitarist. He apparently noticed me too, because after the band was done playing, he came over, we had a few drinks and exchanged numbers. He mentioned he bartended at the same bar and when he would be working. This should come as no surprise; I went back to the bar when he was working, and we proceeded to talk and send very flirty texts during his shift. A few nights later, I met up with him we hung out and well, you can draw…
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Ghosting After Dating
I recently moved to a new state and decided to try the dating apps. There has to be better guys in a new state, or so I thought. I met a guy on-line, we talked, texted and seemed to hit it off. I won tickets to an NBA game and took this guy on a date to the game. He didn’t look exactly like his profile pictures, but he was super nice, and we had fun at the game. The next two weeks were filled with texts every day about how much he wanted to see me again and blah blah blah. And then poof! he stopped texting and would…
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Ghosting
Why do guys ghost??? I recently moved to a new state and decided to try the dating apps. There has to be better guys in a new state, or so I thought. I met a guy on-line, we talked, texted and seemed to hit it off. I won tickets to an NBA game and took this guy on a date to the game. He didn’t look exactly like his profile pictures, but he was super nice, and we had fun at the game. The next two weeks were filled with texts every day about how much he wanted to see me again and blah blah blah. And then poof! he…
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Dating While Traveling
I love meeting people everywhere I go; on airplanes, in airports, in bars, etc. I traveled quite a bit in 2021, making up for lost time in 2020. Here are a few short blurbs about people I’ve met. On a plane – A guy seated next to me thought I would be a match for his business partner. An email was sent to make introductions and exchange contact information. The business partner and I sent a few emails back and forth but never ended up meeting. In an airport – While traveling with a girlfriend and sitting in an airport bar there was very hot guy sitting next to me.…
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I’m too busy
Is anyone really that busy?? And I mean too busy to answer a text at some point the same day you receive the text? Who doesn’t have 3 seconds to answer a text? I think everyone does. I dated someone who was notorious for not responding to texts, and not just my texts. One night a couple of his friends and I were together and we all sent him a text and voted on who would get a response. I won that bet but only because my text suggested we get naked later that night but I digress. Anyway, this guy used to tell people that when he didn’t respond…
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What do you want?
If you knew their intentions from the start, it would save you a lot of time and heartache later Unknown This quote says it all. Why is it every guy seems to want a quick fuck and nothing else? Doesn’t anyone date anymore? It would be so much easier if everyone had a stamp on their forehead and you knew what they were looking for vs. what they tell. And how about things guys say in the moment. I don’t they intentionally say things they don’t mean, maybe I just have to realize that’s all it is – in the moment. Lately I’ve been asking myself if there is something…
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The Bartender
When I met the Bartender, he was in the process of selling his house moving out of state. I chose to ignore the fact that was moving to another state (within driving distance). I also ignored his foot fetish which was a first for me. Whenever I got a pedicure, I texted him a picture of my toes because I knew he loved it. When we were together, he loved touching my feet and yes, occasionally sucking on them (the things you do for love, right?) We had fun dates and romantic nights so I ignored all the red flags. He moved to Wisconsin and he told me our journey…
A humerous look at dating in your 50’s