Say What????
The odd, surprising and inappropriate things said to me in apps and in texts
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To Each his own – cont’d
Fetishes are interesting and it seems like some men have a fetish of some sort. I recently wrote about a guy who had a fetish about wearing nylons. That wasn’t for me, so I wished him well and moved on. Another guy I met online commented that one of my profile pictures was “very sexy.” He then asked me if I was wearing a watch in the picture. Sort of an odd question but I answered yes, I was wearing a watch in that picture and added that while I sometimes wear a watch, 99% of the time I wear a Fitbit. He responded that he has a fetish for…
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To each his own
There are all kinds of people in this world and in on-line dating I’ve encountered my fair share of dudes that are into “different” stuff. Met a guy on-line who was a veterinarian with his own veterinary practice. After we got to talking, he mentioned he wanted to be up front about something. He liked nylons, very sheer nylons. My first thought was that’s not so weird. I’m not opposed to wearing nylons with a dress but living in the desert with a great tan, I don’t see the need for nylons. That’s when I started wondering who would be wearing the nylons – me or him. Yep, it would…
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To kiss or not to kiss
Guys are sometimes very strange. Had a date with a guy, who was a mutual friend of a friend. She said he was a nice, normal guy. Apparently, she didn’t know him all that well. We met for drinks, went back to my place and watched a movie. He never made a move on me until he said he was going to get going and that’s when it got weird. I was sitting on the couch he got up to leave but then he turned around, stood in front of me and started unzipping his pants. Hold on dude, we haven’t even kissed, and you expect a blow job? He…
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You want what?
Disclaimer – this story is just plain gross. It’s always interesting to me how kinky some people are but I’m not passing judgment. A guy I met on-line asked me what I was into sexually. I get this question all the time being on dating apps and I’m really glad he asked. I vaguely answered his question and asked what he was into. He replied he really likes is his date and/or girlfriend to go out with a guy other than him, have sex with that person, come right home to him so he can “clean you up.” I passed on that offer. Next!
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Really Dude????
This story starts as an OMG really and ends in an OMG that was really awesome. Last night I’m out at an establishment with a girlfriend and a guy friend listening to a really good country music band. A tall guy starts talking to me and after 10 minutes says “do you want to help fulfill my fantasy to be with a MILF?” Well, I’m not a mom so technically I wouldn’t be able to do so. He says, come on I’m serious I would love to be with an older woman. Dude, unless you are on my “list” (everyone has one – you know the person you would love…
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Say What – continued
More inappropriate conversation/topics Continuing with things said by men that shock me. I matched with a guy, we messaged on the app then started texting. All good, normal conversation so we decide we’d like to meet and agree to meet for a drink at a restaurant/bar. The next text I received from him was “how do you feel about giving blow jobs in a bar parking lot.” Oddly enough my first response was not “lose my number.” My response was more why would you ask me such a thing? He responded “wow, you’re really uptight you can forget about meeting me” Just a thought guys, but wouldn’t you want to…
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Say What??
This category of posts will be about the very odd, surprising and often inappropriate things that have been said to me on apps and in texts. One would think after being on dating apps on and off for some time it would be difficult for a guy to shock me but I’m always amazed when someone says something worse than the guy before him. I recently matched with a guy and started the conversation with the usual small talk. After a few days of normal back and forth messages, he asked if I wanted to meet for a drink, to which I agreed. His next message to me said we…