To kiss or not to kiss

Guys are sometimes very strange. Had a date with a guy, who was a mutual friend of a friend. She said he was a nice, normal guy. Apparently, she didn’t know him all that well.

We met for drinks, went back to my place and watched a movie. He never made a move on me until he said he was going to get going and that’s when it got weird. I was sitting on the couch he got up to leave but then he turned around, stood in front of me and started unzipping his pants. Hold on dude, we haven’t even kissed, and you expect a blow job?

He then told me that he doesn’t kiss anyone until he’s truly in love with them and kissing is way more intimate than a blow job. I seriously can’t make this stuff up.

No, he did not get a blow job or a kiss.

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