Pick up lines

Online dating and meeting in real life are opportunities for some great pick-up lines. Some make me laugh and others leave me shaking my head.

One of my brothers said to me that “is this seat taken?” is the oldest pick-up line out there. What if I really just want to know if anyone is already sitting on that bar stool?

While out with a friend, a guy sat down next to me (he didn’t ask “is this seat taken?”). He then told me he’d been divorced for two years and during that time he only had sex once. Before I could say anything, he said to me and my friend: “I would really like to take you girls home right now and lick you both.” Now it makes sense why he’s only had sex once in two years.

A guy I matched with on-line messaged me and said I looked like fun with a bit of mischief thrown in (so true). His line was: “how about we skip the chit-chat, meet for a drink and make poor life choices together?” That is the best line I’ve ever heard! I responded he was correct in his assessment of me and making poor life choices together was a great idea. Unfortunately, he never responded but what a great line! Next!