Going on dates

Don’t Bite!

Met a guy who seemed nice, respectful, successful. First date went well and I agreed to see him again; we went out a few times. He goes in for a kiss which was all good until he bites my lip really hard. Despite me asking him not to bite he decided to bite my nose.

After he agreed to stop biting, I agreed to keep seeing him. The next time he bit me it wasn’t on my lip or nose (you can use your own imagination here) and after I very loudly said “Ow! I asked you not to bite!” He replied “that didn’t hurt” Next!!!

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