To shave or not to shave

I’ve had a few good dates, a few really bad dates, and some that make me shake my head and say hmmm. This is one of those stories:

Met a guy for drinks after talking on-line and texting for a bit. He shows up and looks completely different from his profile picture which was clean shaven. He now has a beard and mustache despite none of his profile pictures with this look. We start talking and he starts rubbing my leg or arm and then asks how I felt about PDA. I politely said I wasn’t a fan at all (I just wasn’t a fan with him). Despite this he kept rubbing my leg…

I then told him there wasn’t a connection and also that I was surprised he didn’t look like any of his profile pictures. He said since there wasn’t going to be a second date, would I mind paying for my beer. No problem, I can pay my own $7.00 tab.

The next morning he texts me a picture of himself – clean shaven. He said he thought since I didn’t like the beard and mustache he would shave it off for me. I never asked him to shave and he somehow thought if he shaved I would go out with him again. Nope – Next!