Going on dates

Humorous actual date stories

  • Going on dates

    Don’t Bite!

    Met a guy who seemed nice, respectful, successful. First date went well and I agreed to see him again; we went out a few times. He goes in for a kiss which was all good until he bites my lip really hard. Despite me asking him not to bite he decided to bite my nose. After he agreed to stop biting, I agreed to keep seeing him. The next time he bit me it wasn’t on my lip or nose (you can use your own imagination here) and after I very loudly said “Ow! I asked you not to bite!” He replied “that didn’t hurt” Next!!!

  • Going on dates

    To shave or not to shave

    I’ve had a few good dates, a few really bad dates, and some that make me shake my head and say hmmm. This is one of those stories: Met a guy for drinks after talking on-line and texting for a bit. He shows up and looks completely different from his profile picture which was clean shaven. He now has a beard and mustache despite none of his profile pictures with this look. We start talking and he starts rubbing my leg or arm and then asks how I felt about PDA. I politely said I wasn’t a fan at all (I just wasn’t a fan with him). Despite this he…